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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy)

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

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